yes-i-am-lucifer:

blackpeoplemeatdotcom:

stonersofamericaunite:

fox-mcloud:

thefaultinourstars23:

disney channel used to have the best shows

Wtf was life with Derek ? Who Derek only Derek I know is Derek Jeter. That’s how you spell it righ ?

Life with derek was this show about how this guy derek and his family, and kasey and her family become one family. Their parents get married and the kids learn how to get along, kasey was one of the main characters and you saw a lot of things from her point of view. She has to deal with her new brother derek who she really doesn’t like cause he’s kind of a dick.

^^fun fact, life with Derek got canceled cause they had too much sexual tension between the “step siblings”.

Oh it’s THAT show

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squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

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porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

lock-lamora:

duhpercy:

ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

Use the men’s room they won’t expect it

'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'

(Source: kazoofunk)

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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deanpendragon:

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

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finnharries:

Jack borrowed my red jacket for his trip to Prague and then sent me this.

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mybrutalromance-2001:

Frerard? Frerard.

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doll:

IM FOLLOWING ALL BLOGS BACK TIL I REACH MY GOAL

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(Source: coltnposey)

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the-actual-universe:


It cannot be easy being Saturn

Art by The Awkward Yeti

the-actual-universe:

It cannot be easy being Saturn

Art by The Awkward Yeti

(Source: yasboogie)

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